Sleepwalking

Little Man has a frequent habit of sleepwalking, last night being one of the most hilarious episodes of them all. L and I know when he's in the middle of sleepwalking whenever he stumbles into our bedroom doorway and stammers out, "Um, I was just-um, uh, just-uh..." We know he's awake from it when he can answer simple questions like "what did you do today?" Last night, however, we kinda had a little fun with it.

D: Um, just-um, uh
L: Dylan, turn on the light.
D: Turn on the light?
L: Yeah, Dylan, turn on the light.
D: Turn on the light?
L: Dylan, are you awake?
D: Yeah. Um. Turn on the light?
L: Yes, Dylan, turn on the light right there.
D: Okay. *starts to turn away and stumble back in his room*
L: Dylan, come back here. Are you awake?
D: Yeah.
Me: Dylan, where's your nose?
D: *motions as if he's tossing something in our direction* Right there.
**By this time, L and I are rollin'. He seems more alert.**
L: Do you know where your nose is?
D: Yeah.
Me: Do you know where your butt is?
D: Yeah.
Me: Touch your nose.
D reaches back and touches his behind with one hand, and slowly touches his nose with the other. By this time, he starts to laugh and was able to tell us coherently what we did that day.

Sometimes, you just gotta have fun with these things.