Liv, my nearly two-year-old, approaches me with pleading eyes:
"Mama...I want that PORN."
My eyes bug out in alarm..."What?!?"
She points to the bowl Mister D is holding, "I want some PORN!!!!"
"Ohhhhhh! You want some CORN! It's C-oh-rn, baby. C-OH-RN."
She smiles sweetly and nods, "Yeah!" She turns to Mister D, "Dih-nha, gimme your PORN!"
Oh, brother.
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Popping across from momlogic to say hello from one temporary single mother to another. Mine is one a year long deployment too.
This story is hilarious by the way.
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